Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Fox and the crane

There is a fox and a crane, friends. One day, a fox, please crane to go home to eat it, agree crane, and go fox go home for dinner, the crane came home a fox on the door smell the aroma. But Crane into one of the watch are mounted egg soup plate, there is little to worry about, finally, but still did not have to, but the fox has eatenon.
After a few days Also requests the fox to eat crane, fox agree, it met with rabbit On the way a fox does not recover, met with the rooster does not cheat, by the Mulberry Purse Crane family has seen a fox on two small bottles, bottles containing the fish you , meat it,, and so on, crane used its thin mouth, reach a bottle ate up the fox on the bottle mouth hard to stretch, resulting in what also did not have to.
Yes they are all original cheapskate!
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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

I do not love parachuting

The Vietnam War, the American supreme commander, Generalreview paratroopers, one by one asked them about their experience and feel.
The first paratroopers unthinkingly blurted out I love skydiving!
Second paratroopers also excited enthusiastically said The parachute is the most important in my life experience!
Generalnodded approvingly and think that the troops morale.
Turn to a third parachute, did the answer was I do not love skydiving!
Climate of change, very puzzledGeneral asked That39s why you select it when paratroopers?
The paratroopersreplied I hope with these people love the parachute together, they can change me.
This is Aetna Life practitioners often talked about a story. Aetna at the Culture Village, they believe that success to attract success. Refresher courses over the leadership of the manager of the office workers all know the so-called leader is defined, by his side must be completely convinced a group of followers.
Leaders of character exist, with rank, power size has nothing to do, only a passion for life, willing to devote themselves to life, can be encouraged and calls on people walking footprints you forward. This is everybody39s job should be carefully chosen, because the idea of the leader determines the direction of our career.
IBM and Apple Computer are two very different companies, the former in order to deal with large amounts of data in an invincible position, the latter dominating the global image processing, depending on the business philosophy of both companies.
IBM staff them a regular table motto reads Think Big generous, to encourage them to have greater room for imagination, but also a broader vision, more spacious mind.
Apple39s Tongren also keep saying, Think Different alternative, have consistently called for their own creativity, there is a new concept, there is a new method.
If you are an IBM ideological person, they will subscribe to the think big , if you are the type of apple people, they will understand the want to have different life of their own significance.
And you will serve the object of different clients at Apple, and many of which are visual creators, while the majority of IBM customers to engage in data analysis-oriented.
Job, you decide the form of thinking, but also Hermes Kelly Bag decide your interpersonal relationships, and you decide the way of life.
Think Big, Think Different can be applied to enterprises, but also can be applied to life. If you want to apply in life, it should also be a many Think Simple simple, together, they can be referred to as life three T bar!
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The touchstone of life

When the famous Library of Alexandria was destroyed in a fire, people at the ruins found remnants of a book. Unfortunately, this book has no academic value, the Government intends to auction off this book. Because we all know, this book has no academic value, and no one intends to buy this book. Finally, a poor student to three low-priced coins bought this book.
This book not only academic value, the contents dry. That the poorer students in other rare circumstances readable book, or often come up with this book to read. Turn to later be turned-breaking book, the spine in a small piece of paper fell Fendi Purses out, says the secret touchstone touchstone are any metal into pure gold can a small pebble, it looks ordinary pebbles and there is no two, quietly lying on the beach However, it is generally colder in cobblestone, are the only touchstone feels warm.
Poor students to learn the secret, the ecstatic and immediately rushed to the beach looking for a touchstone big. Poor students to confidently select those pebbles, but feels those stones are cool. Some poor students gradually disappointment, resentment to him to put up every cobblestone block cool throw go toward the depths of the sea. Him on this day after day, year after year, throwing pebbles at the seaside, but throwing more and more big effort cobblestone, cobblestone who were also more throwing farther.
One day years later, the poor students picked up a piece of warm pebbles. However, he has formed the habit of Discount Fendi hand on the throw, when he realized it was warm cobblestone block, the piece of legend has been the touchstone for him thrown in the deep sea. The chagrin of him diving to the bottom, look for a lot of days, go out or can Fendi Hand Bag not find him throwing the piece of touchstone.
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Thursday, October 30, 2008

The tragedy of the sheep

Sheep’s eyes, a look of confusion and anxiety. The lamb is a very good look at the eyes, not like a year old child, what are the surprising response. I grew up in sheep, that kind of jordan shoes and a loss of vision, started getting more obvious.
This is because, as long as it is a sheep, from small to large long the process will always be many times to see how similar their own was killed.
People kill sheep, chickens and kill as ducks, does not avoid its kind. General who is not in pigsties next to the pig, afraid to frighten the other pigs. Pig people in the bloody situation, to see if the pigs, pig may be a few days after another unusual, too lazy to eat, drink too lazy, do not sleep the Han. A person close to pigsties, hiding in the corner of it, use it to a small pair of eyes staring fear in people.
Well thought out, not in the presence of cattle Zainiu. Because to do so, often around cattle slaughterhouse to give the first long-Mou. They are planing to use the foot, with angle-de-sac, Rs Power leveling Manic up. At that time, they will be in the eyes of the people expressed hostility and anger … …
However, people tend to kill sheep in the flock before. Often, people Xiangsha sheep, sheep went on there, look at a selection of fat enough, their sheep out, put his legs pulled up, blow on the kill. Then, often in the same skinned, cut open, boning meat … to …
See the sheep killed more than the number of sheep, sheep to kill people on the face of the former, a move that will have the experience. Therefore, those who kill a sheep flock approached, they will not help to squeeze together, in an attempt to hide behind the other sheep … … sheep have gradually mind, it is the heart - will one day come to kill me It?
To kill the sheep generally do not have the binding. Yang Yang was killed when seen against the other, not against it myself. Moreover, it does not have canine talons, is also useless to resist.
When sheep were killed, the people Province.
At that time, the eyes of the sheep have a very fate of the eyes, as if silence is said to myself - since I am a God that the fate of what I am doing something?
At this time, as if there are sheep in the eyes of a child means that religious … …
If you have four different life, then I would like to order a second choice Ma; third option is to order cattle; the fourth order, is required to choose a dog, but dogs are, dogs, sheep or dog sled, no Do not pet dogs. If God decided that I am a non-sheep, I would rather just give up life.
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Farmers and drug spider

Is loose soil, vegetable farmers, all of a sudden swelling on the skin from the soil behind a lot of drugs out of a spider.
“What a terrible spider!” Exclaimed the farmer out scared, jumped to one side.
“I am moving jordan shoes, who killed me!” Poisonous spider with long claws dancing, a threat to farmers, but also issued Guaijiao Esser Esser.
Poisonous spiders crawl a few steps forward, with open mouth to bite the fierce look, said: “stupid farmer, you have to listen to understand, as long as I have been a bite, you will have the risk of death. First, you have pain in the In convulsions, and then die in agony! Away, I do not close, otherwise, you have to Daoda Mei! “
The farmer was clear that this is poisonous spider posturing, the small things overestimated their own.
Farmers step backward, enough to transport the gas, and walking barefoot Yazi blasted spiders, on the side: “You did well to scare people talk about talking, in fact what will happen? Dioica mud that I’d like to experience that experience, it is up to you I can not be killed! “[Www.xiaogushi.com]
Were trampled to death by poisonous spider. In life it’s the last interest rates are still blasted in a farmer’s hand big bite.
I do not know Spider threat to farmers are convinced that only bluffing, or as the soles of his feet covered with a thick layer of calluses, he felt a little sting, there is no other feeling.
Bluff, it is not always terrible.
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